hello i have come to seduce you
Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine?Don’t worry babe, I’ve got thebill…
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when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore
Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.
Another dinner spent all baaa myself.
sometimes my family is around me while i’m on tumblr and i don’t really know how to explain to them what i’m looking at
original broadway cast of rent
Sirius starting a club of disowned family members that he calls “Black Sheep” because he thinks it’s clever as shit and he sends Andromeda a godawful t-shirt she refuses to wear.
Years later Tonks finds it and loves it and the first time she meets Sirius in the Order she just walks in wearing it like, “‘Sup.”
white boy makes 35 complaints about women then says women complain too much: the video
friendly reminder to not be rude to picky eaters or make fun of them because some picky eaters are very insecure about being picky eaters and do not actually like being picky eaters!! and chances are theyre picky eaters for a reason!! which is important to them!! so please do not call them out or be rude about it!!
Who the fuck cares
people with eating disorders and allergies and health problems and anxiety care
casual reminder that jean valjean dragged a kid through an entire sewer just because he knew that if that kid died his daughter would be upset and he can’t stand to see her upset.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from reading fanfiction, it’s that clear communication will save you at least three chapters of angst.
I’ve come to the conclusion that Sam and Dean would take one look at Night Vale and burn it to the ground, civilians be damned.
i’ve come to the conclusion sam and dean would drive into night vale and spontaneously combust from being exposed to sexual and racial diversity and women who don’t die within a week
everyone stop fighting
just stop it
leave it to the cute little puppies
i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more
further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."